- Don't greet your dog for "kisses" if you've just eaten beef jerky. Not unless you want to initiate a creepily intimate relationship with them...
- If you join a new fitness class and ask someone "is this hard" they will lie. I guess saying "you'd probably be happy to drown in a puddle of stale sweat from that huge dude who hasn't washed in three weeks approximately 2.34 minutes into this class" would be a bit of a downer.
- Chocolate soy milk is an addictive substance...
Things I learned today:
We don't talk much about all of the things that go on behind the scenes. The days where we don't want to move, the times we fail miserably at what we're attempting to do, the hours and minutes spent wishing that you could be better, do more.
Often we skip over these things, maybe because we think people don't want to know about them, or because we want to focus on the GOOD things that happen.
They're both good reasons, one should never dwell in the moments that leave you feeling like you're not enough, that you're too insubstantial to do a good job, whether it's at home, at work, during a workout, with your kids, with your pets, partners, friends; but nethertheless, they still make up an important narrative to our stories.
People fail. Sometimes miserably. I like to joke that I shouldn't be allowed to make decisions, since I make BAD decisions. I make. Bad. Decisions. And I don't do it small scale. Nope. I am a professional. I go in, I fuck up, I DO THE JOB RIGHT.
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Hi, my name is Michelle and I'm a pole addict! Follow my journey from Fat to Fit, through thick and thin ;) You can find out more about me here!